Being a criminal is usually a young person’s game. 

You have to be quick like an alley cat, sharp, and willing to go to jail. So most mugshots and arrest stories are young people testing the limits, but occasionally, someone decides to adopt the life of crime in their golden years. 

Old people getting arrested is sad, weird, and honestly, pretty funny. There's something about the eyes of the geezers that say, “Screw it, I’m old. What do I to lose?"